Dumma lagar i USA

Eftersom jag gör allt som står i min makt för att inte behöva plugga satte jag mig här. Jag hittade nämligen en sida med dumma lagar i USA. Tyvärr orkade jag inte översätta så jag hoppas att ni kan engelska! Läs och skratta!

• You may not drive barefooted.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
• You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
• Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
• The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
• A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
• It is illegal to sell one?s eye.
• When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
• It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
• It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
• At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
• Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
• It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
• A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
• No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
• Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

Det får räcka för ikväll. Hoppas ni fick er ett gott skratt när ni läste detta. Tyvärr vet jag inte om allt stämmer, men det är ju trots allt USA vi pratar om och då är allt möjligt. Samtidigt kan man förstå att de behöver vissa dumma lagar när det finns så pass dumma människor där. Nog om det, nu ska jag fortsätta plugga.

XOXO,
Ena